It was the summer of 2014, and after a shaky pilot episode, telejournalist and local celebrity Alan McCann secured the funding (thanks to The National Lottery and Scottish oil revenues) for a full 13-week series of the Tooting-based global news show SW17: Live @ 5 to 5. Over the next three months the show covered everything from the Independence Referendum to the Ice Bucket Challenge.
Start WatchingFresh from a Media Studies degree in Glasgow, Alan McCann knew there was only one place in the UK, or the globe, to kickstart a world-class media career. And that was Tooting. Armed with a greenscreen, a camera, and a town full of stories to tell, he set about delivering the news FOR Tooting, BY Tooting, and ABOUT Tooting (and other places, mostly other places).
A Word From Your HostUnfortunately, SW17: Live @ 5 to 5 was not renewed for a second series due to dismal viewing figures and a handful of hits on YouTube. But we are hoping that it will become one of those cult things that was cancelled too soon that develops a really obsessive fanbase with a high disposable income.
Subscribe on YouTubeIn this first episode, the perils of live TV, an introduction to the series, salvation in the middle east and a possible zombie apocalypse edging its way towards Wandsworth. Just be gentle, this was only the pilot, it gets better, honest.
Watch If You Must 9:01In this episode, we review some of the harsher words said about our pilot episode and embrace our overseas fanbase. Also, the Commonwealth Games, Russell Brand speaks about Gaza, breaking news about WWI and Secret Cinema. And I have a new but slightly troublesome desk.
Gets Good Here 6:13The studio has been wrecked due to a massive party and we discuss the Salmond vs Darling Scottish Independence TV debate. Plus, find out how you can help keep the Union together with our "Thanks But No Thanks But Thanks For Asking" badges.
Watch It Now 8:43The shock news that Robbie Williams is not dead and Robin Gibb has been for some time. We've got more celebrities that definitely aren't dead, Cliff Richard & The Young Ones, and this newsreader's newfound vaping habit has disastrous consequences on live TV.
Watch It Now 8:30It's all about the Ice Bucket Challenge this week as I test whether I, and my phone, are both waterproof. Plus the Notting Hill Carnival and the final Scottish Independence leaders' debate.
Soak It Up 6:33In this episode of the Tooting-based global news round-up, the new US craze of SWATTING gets an app, and in local news we address serious signage problems in the hairdressing industry. There's also some harmony singing and a photo of a pizza - IT'S ALL HAPPENING THIS WEEK!.
Watch The Final Cut 9:17Everything else is just news. And so is this. This week, after viewer backlash about timekeeping, we are bang on 5 minutes thanks to a new autocue and onscreen clock. We're covering NATO, people who run fast and Joan Rivers, and we're uncovering nude celebrities, some of which we hadn't heard of.
Good One This 5:47Special post-referendum edition of the weekly Tooting-based world news show, with slightly and pointlessly enhanced production values. Join us as we cover the results in Scotland and also the news we missed during our week's break.
Vote Yes To This 6:40All the news, all the time* (*in 5 minute chunks, Tuesdays only). This week, Apple bends the rules again, Tory defections and erections, the future of women in the Middle East is up in the air, and some interesting changes to copyright law which could affect US (and therefore YOU, the dear viewer). All this wrapped up in a slickly-produced, precision-timed, not-at-all last-minute production, just like you expect from SW17: Live @ 5 to 5.
Watch It Now 6:46Many have wondered what Live @ 5 to 5 was like back in the days when your host was heavily drinking. Now's your chance to see thanks to some exclusive flashback clips from the archives (special thanks to the Tooting Museum of Film & Television for the footage). We also have a live studio audience for the first time and we're covering the top stories in the worlds of car driving and national politics.
Watch It Now 9:17In this week's LIVE show we are presenting the news with LIVE interruptions as you text in the questions you most want answered, in a spontaneous edition of our What The FAQ section. In the actual news, we have NHS strikes, UKIP on the rise and the Taliban on Twitter.
Call It In 7:14This week, new online abuse laws are in the spotlight, Ebola goes viral, and the latest internet craze gets stripped bare - oh, and there's a bit about the weather.
Be Nice & Watch 6:28It's the final episode in our epic news-packed first series. Today, Renee Zellweger reminds us of the heartbreak of Jennifer Grey's nosejob; corporate executives go into space and back again; the Queen sends her first tweet and provokes an unexpected response; and we round up some of the ways in which SW17: Live @ 5 to 5 has not only reported the news but made the news (and indeed changed the world) in the past three months. All this plus the eagle-eyed among you will spot a few interesting insights into how the show is made!
Watch The Finale 9:55After a two-year break, we're back with SW17: Live @ 5 to THREE - the big Queen's Speech pre-show extravaganza. We have a snow machine, live guests, and trivia. Unfortunately due to a myriad of timekeeping and technical problems we overran and I had to lipread Her Majesty's words on the studio tv set. Also we cover the formation of the Tooting Broadcasting Corporation (the TBC) although details are sketchy...
God Save The Show 14:07Technically filmed over the course of two years, it’s five to midnight Live from Tooting with our supposedly Trump-free review of the year’s news. However, the despotic director general of the TBC has other ideas, until an unlikely hero emerges. News, pathos, fireworks, mid-range graphics, hard-hitting news-journalism, hit-and-miss joke writing and an epic soundtrack combine to make the show of the year* (*last year).
The Future's Orange 15:38Anton's on Selkirk Road has been proudly sponsoring SW17: Live @ 5 to 5 as part of an initiative called "Anton's Arts", which also saw a production of Sweeney Todd staged around his shop. Anton has stated the only "cuts" he doesn't like are "cuts" to the arts, and so has been involved in Tooting's budding creative scene for some years. Contractually we are obliged to describe some of Anton's haircutting services below.
Hair that's made to measure. Whether you think in terms of a "number 8", centimetres, finger widths or "about that much", Anton speaks your language. Anton's wife also speaks Chinese.
Friendly service is at the heart of Anton's operation. The haircut costs £4 but the conversation and intellectual stimulation is free.
Anton's is open whatever the weather. Come in, take a little carboard circle with a number on it and take a seat. The haircut of your dreams awaits.